Tuesday, 3 April 2007

Investment in People

So, this morning I'm in training, sitting at my usual desk with a headset connected to a bunch of people in different cities. Of course they all speak perfect english so there won't be any misunderstanding here (aaaahhhh, ha ah ha ah haaaaarrrrr).

Fun fun fun funf and sex. The training is run by the Technical Writing And Training department in conjunction with the Global Information Technology unit. The Committee for Unified National Targets is now going to introduce Simplified Harmonisation Implementing Techniques for the next thirty minutes. Better take notes…

Asset Management
In each section the Project Related Asset Tracking will be monitored the Operations Ledger Director For Assets Realisation Team. To make things easier a Tracking Internal Template will be circulated by email for all those in need of a Wider Asset Naming Knowledge.

Finance
Everyone should take part in Financial Usage Chart Keeping Intra-National Group on a rotational basis. Explanatory notes are kept in the Knowledge Assimilation Roles Materials And Standards Usability Temporary Reference Archive.

Resources
Daily And Forecast Timesheet managers will be responsible for the Coordination Rotas And Procurement in each department.

That's the most notes I've taken in single training session
JJ

7 comments:

Vicus Scurra said...

Hey! Did you notice all of the acronyms in your post?

JolietJake said...

Hi Vicus, what's an acronym?

MKWM said...

Good thing you were all using the same all Greek to me jargon.

#ahem# Interesting notes - very clever of you, JJ. But there is not an iota of fun and sex here. Simplified Harmonisation Implementing Techniques? And they expect you to learn all that SH*T in a single training session? Now really...

JolietJake said...

sorry mkwm, obviously I think about chocolate body paint on a daily basis, who wouldn't?

i'll try to put more fun and sex into my posts, the problem is i've not had enough experience of the latter, yet.

MKWM said...

Oh but there was indeed sex & fun. Nicely hidden acronyms and I enjoyed this post very much. Speaking of which, mkwm is aka Minky.

Not enough experience yet, at your age?! C'mon, c'mon...

JolietJake said...

just being modest minky, but then when is it enough experience? never!

Glad you enjoyed, this morning i'm in remote meeting with some people in Hong Kong but I have to contribute, boooo!

MKWM said...

We learn everyday, that is so true!

So there you are with your headset, connected to a bunch of people in Hong Kong. Hopefully, they all speak perfect english so there won't be any misunderstanding...

Sadly, we do have to work most of the time. Have a nice learning day, JJ.