Friday, 27 July 2007

Something in the Air

Seems that a number of bloggers are blogging about sex at the moment and not being one to baulk at stealing ideas and jumping on bandwagons etc I thought should take the opportunity to further my education and contribute to the greater good.

On the kitchen table, in the stairs, bathroom, living room etc not very original but how about actually moving between rooms while "engaged"? I've done it but I'm not convinced that it adds anything. It adds to the effort, which is not really a bonus in my view.

I've tried playing with food, warm and cold, on the whole I don't like anything cold on my skin. Some women love ice cubes on them, not me, can't stand it. Being tied up and teased mercilessly is more my idea of a fun night in, haven't done that for a long time though. Can get a bit hairy if blindfolds are introduced too. But then if you don't trust your partner to be safe/careful the question of blindfolds during bondage might not be your biggest problem.

Needless to say I've tried one or two 'toys', I'm in favour of those but again some things ought to be warmed up before contact/insertion. Lube and textured condoms are easy to get hold of and so definitely worth a try.

Location is always worth experimenting with, the added thrill of being caught and so on. I've tried it outdoors, in some bushes in a park it was hot day so there were Lot's of people out and we could hear various conversations going on around us. When some kids started running around in the bushes we decided to move on, not immediately though, takes time to dis-engage. It works well if you have strong urges (like at the beginning of a relationship), otherwise the sense of danger overwhelms the urge and it won't happen.

Anyone been to a swingers club? I haven't, I don't think I could handle it if I met someone I know there and they actually wanted to "swing" me, or whatever the phrase is, scary. I'd like to know how people justify that, do they just think of it as a hobby? Perhaps its a way of keeping a relationship going where everything else works but the sex. Maybe I'll ask at the HR/Personnel office, they might not know the answer but at least they'll be expecting a stupid question when they see me walk in.

I found this by way of research;, if you want to meet some people who want to wee on you, have a look, personally I find the term, and the act, "Golden Shower" just plain bizzarre. How that turns anyone on is well beyond my grasp, but that's just one of the many delights awaiting you at the Aladin's cave that is

Anyway, while we're on the subject of getting pants down, better get back to work, har, har, maybe that's a bit too close the errmmm...bone so to speak.



Monday, 23 July 2007

A Fine Mess

Send this to as many people as you can

Did you know that Oliver Hardy (from Laurel and Hardy) has the same message as Adolf Hitler!!!!????? This is so amazing it has to be true!!!!!!

In Germany, Oliver is actually spelled as Olifer, and Adolf means "A Dolt", ie a fat stupid man, makes sense?? "Hardy", translated to German means "Hard Man" almost the same in English "a hardy man", ie someone who "hit's a lot" which is almost the same as a "hitter" or, in German, "Hitler".

In the silent movies Olifer und Stan were often shown as being broke. But look at them again, they're wearing a suit in every movie. Who wear's a suit in the 1940's??? It doesn't matter that the films were shot in the thirty's, the point is that they were wearing suits during the war when everyone else was broke!

It wasn't until 1976 when even Ian Kilmister was able to muster enough dinero for a bullet belt.

We all know that many Germans went to the US and Argentina to avoid the Nuremburg Trials, did you know that their money funded the movie industry? Well ask yourself this; where else did the money come from? USA was broke from the war.

Stan Laurel's original name was Metro Goldwin. "Metro" as in "Metro-sexual" and "Goldwin" as in "I WON the GOLD from the war, it's a Gold-Win", that's how he sneaked into America. Metro-sexuals have been undermining the silent movie industry since the thirty's, but what can you do about it??

Well here's what you can do: paste this article into a word document, highlight the text, change the font to wingdings, make it bold, size 24, convert it into a pdf, save as .jpg, check for netscape compatibility, take a picture of your arse, put your finger in it, smack yourself over the head with a baseball bat, put your left leg in a bear trap, throw up in a shrubbery, phone pizza slut and go to bed before they come.

If you don't send this to ten people immediately you'll be wracked with guilt for the next fifteen seconds or until the next email/internet junk takes your mind off it, whichever is the sooner, it's up to you.


PS. why are there so many conspiracy web-sites around? are people really that stupid?