Friday, 23 January 2009

Monkey Business: It's the Ecomony, Stupid

This came on the email-vine joke circulation thing, well it's not really a joke but it's something you need to know, if you haven't figured it out yet...

Once upon a time a man appeared in a village and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, knowing there were many monkeys, went to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.

He then announced that he would buy monkeys at $20 each. This renewed the villagers efforts and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms.

The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so scarce it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would buy on his behalf. The assistant told the villagers, "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my boss has already collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when my boss returns, you can sell them to him for $50."

The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys for 700 billion dollars. They never saw the man or his assistant again, only lots and lots of monkeys!

Now you have a better understanding of how the WALL STREET BAILOUT PLAN WORKS !!!

It doesn't get much clearer than this........

"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance."

- Cicero - 55 B.C.

JJ - 2009 AD


Gorilla Bananas said...

What idiot would pay even one dollar for a monkey? I would demand payment to take one off your hands.

MikeTheWaiterDotCom said...

wow, really hit the nail on the head. I like this post a lot!

Zed said...

Those were cheap monkeys ...

Daphne Wayne-Bough said...

Who is advising the government? One B. Madoff?

Joliet Jake said...

GB: nobody is selling monkeys, but if you've got any I'll buy them

Mike: thanks and Hello. You have a lot of blogs, you should write a book

Zed: they were wild, not the typing ones

Daphne: I think they are bankers that have been advising the government.