Thursday 20 December 2007

Smog Alert!

Yesterday evening we had smog alerts in downtown Brussels.

This morning it looks foggy, I suppose that must be it. But flippin' eck it's cold, -4.5! Luckily it hasn't rained for almost a week so there isn't much ice but still someone "binned it" in a rented white van, the Avenue Tervuren was backed up a good long way. I think that's the only time I've seen it like that on the way to work, it's usually blocked going the other way. But I don't go the other way.

Talking of cold fronts. The Belgians, by order of His Majesty, have finally formed a government. Sort of, it's an interim measure to last until 23rd March, thus proving once again the stupendous powers of the Belgians to "do it later". That'll just give them two and bit months to make it a full calendar year sans Government. I wonder if there's a record for this sort of thing? If any country deserves the record for doing nothing for the longest time ever, I think it should be my adoptive homeland, Belgium. I'm buggered as to why these people don't play cricket, surely to God this is one place where people have got time for series of five day tests.

It's been a slow day, the trees outside are getting whiter, the smog seems to be settling on them. There's no smog in outer space but there are other things, according to the Beeb yesterday a black hole in galaxy 3C321, 1.4 million light years away is blasting a jet of particles and radiation on to another nearby galaxy. That's worse than smog. If you want to know how many nuclear bomb equivalents it is, forget it, the universe laughs at such comparison. Any man-made nasty, compared to a jet blast from a supermassive black hole, isn't even a fart in a bag.

Talking of space, only 22 days left until the arrival of The Silver Machine, I hope it really does glide sideways through time. Either that or it has winter tyres for the trip to Baden Baden - remember that? Where the England team camped for the 2006 world cup, yes we're going there for a party the week after The Delivery. As I'm going with girlfriend I might stand better chance of scoring than England did (sorry, but I really am going to Baden-Baden, I had to use that line I might never get another chance). Anyway, that's a good line by most sports writing standards, I could have said it's known for its baths and spa's and so, like the England team, I'm looking forward to being taken to the cleaners. But there's more to it than that, there's also the famous Baden-Baden Casino where you can also spend ninety minutes or more sweating nervously like a headless chicken caught in the headlights just to walk away without even the shirt you came in.

Ok now, that's enough cheesy sports coverage for one day, go home.

Go on, bugger off!

JJ

5 comments:

The Aunt said...

Please see my recent post on Baden Baden. Recommend the Stahlbad for dinner, quite the most odd restaurant I've eaten at for a while. Fabulous food and welcome, but stuck in time somewhere in a posh German version of the sixties. Great.

SpanishGoth said...

Since when were you a Hawkwind fan, you Punjabi Hippy??

Anonymous said...

Aunty M, I'm not sure it's just a restaurant in Baden Baden you're describing; much of the country is a little behind the times. It's not necessarily a bad thing if you're on holiday, but I'm not sure I could live there. I do most of my shopping at midnight on Thursday or on Sunday, I can't see that happening there.

Jake, sounds like your commute is similar to mine (when I'm there), I think living in Brussels and working outside is much better than the reverse.

What's happening on 23rd March, are they going to have another election? Then they can argue about forming a government for another year!

Daphne Wayne-Bough said...

I do hope you wear a DJ when you go to the Casino, and drink vodka Martini shaken not stirred. Happy hols JJ.

Soup Waiter said...

aunt: I'll pass the information on to the administration

sg: Hippy's were invented in India man, Hawkwind is in my blood

lynx: midnight shopping? what for? mushrooms? Who know's what will happen on 23 March, probably nothing.

dw-b: sadly I don't own a DJ but I will dress 'suitably', of course